>A friend in need is a pest indeed.
>Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
>Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
>When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
>The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
>Born free taxed to death.
>Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
>Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
>Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
>If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble
>Putting on your pants.
>It's not hard to meet expense s, they are everywhere.
>I love being a writer... What I can't stand is the paperwork.
>A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray
>And the blinking red light.
>The hardest part of skating is the ice.
>My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.
>The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
>The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
>The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate
it.
>In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
>If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
>Believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted,
>He has to touch it to be sure.
>I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
>If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
>Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
>If you can't convince them, confuse them.
>It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
>I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
>The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
>Someday is not a day of the week
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