Humour

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

God is so fond of common man. He has made so many of them.

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Through humor,u can soften some of the worst blows life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it!