Definitions

Here are some funny definitions---- Boss-someone who's early when you are late and late when you are early Etc..-a sign to make others believe that u know more than u actually do. Worry-interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Atom bomb -an invention to end all inventions Optimist-a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into the river Pessimist-a person who says 'o' is the last letter of zero instead of the first letter of opportunity. Miser- a person who lives poor so that he can die rich Politician-one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidance after Rumour-news that travels at the speed of light. Cigarrate--a small stick like structure that has a spark at one end and a fool at the other. Conference-one man's confusion multiplied by the number present. Compromise-the art of dividing the cake in such a way that everybody feels he got the biggest piece. Dictionary-only place where success comes before work Experience-the name men give to their mistakes. Diplomat-a person who tells u to go to hell in such a way that u actually look forward to the trip.