Background Abstract :-
An Indian layman want to US to know what was the real reason behind the sudden fall of US economy, cause he couldn’t understand the whole ” bankrupt of financial institution due to excessive debt”.After staying there for almost 1 week he couldn’t make out. Being frustrated, he thought of visiting his american friend John and spend some time with him.
Character :-
1. Rahul ( the Indian )
2. John (American)
location :- John’s apartment
Time :- Morning 6 ‘o’ clock
THE Story begins……………..
Alarm rang. John waked up and close the alarm.
Rahul :- (sobbing his eyes ) Good morning, (silence), hay whats in your hand?
John :- My alarm clock.
Rahul :- looks cool!
John:- Should be, I bought it from japan, good na! (silence), lets have some coffee.
John gets into the kitchen and came out with a coffee pot.
Rahul :- WOW! thats looks a classic piece of architect.
John :- Yeah! its Chinese made, help keeps the heat intact.
Rahul :- hmm………
John :- Take your bath and yeah dont forget to shave your face with my all new Hong-Kong made simulation razor.
Rahul :- (thinking) Hong Kong made yup!
Then they readied themselves for breakfast.
Rahul coming out of the guest room, looking at john.
Rahul :- What a shirt man? you look smart.
John :- Really, it cost me alomost 1500 bucks. I bought it from Sri Lanka and what about my designer jeans and tennis shoes.
Rahul :- (looking) Thats a fine art.
John :- It should be, I bought my jeans from singapore and shoes from Korea.
Rahul :- Woo!
John :- let me prepare breakfast for you.
Rahul :- Can I help you?
John:- Na, I have the Indian electric skillet with me, the one that you gifted me, it will do the job.
After taking the breakfast, john sat down with his calculator.
Rahul :- what your doing?
John :- Just checking out on this Mexican calculator, how much can I spend today.
Rahul :- Hmmm…. quite impressive.
John :- Do you like my watch?
Rahul :-Yeah! but it looks non-american.
John :- Of course dude, my Taiwan’s friend gifted me.
After completing their stuff, they came out of the house and john bought his car.
Rahul :- Hey man, its Romonovaskii -8T, its German dude.
John :- Your absolutely right and I have a radio in built in it directly from India.
John drove the car to the nearest gas station.
John:- I like this gas man, Its directly imported from Saudi Arabia, totally pure dude.
And then John started his search for a good paying American job. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day.
At Home,
Rahul :- Hello, you’re back.
John :- (sitting on the sofa) Another useless day, no good paying job, let me check out my mails, if I could find something. where is my Malaysian lappy..( taking out from his bag), i got it.
(silence)
John :- Nothing (relax) Lets have some genuine French wine. Before that, let me change my clothes.
Rahul sitting on the sofa, alone, thinking.
John :- ( Shouting, from his room) Rahul!
Rahul :- Yes.
John :- Have you seen my Brazilian sandal.
Rahul :- What Brazilian, it must be below your bed.
John :- (shouting) Yeah, I found it.
John came out with two glass of wine.
John :- (sitting on the sofa) Lets watch T.V.
Rahul :- Yeah, but dont say that it is also imported.
John :- Yeah, from Indonesia.
Rahul :- (shocking look) Do you have anything named “America”.
John :- Yeah…..ummm…mm….mmmmm…there must be.
Rahul :- ( with excitement) now, i came to know why US economy collapsed.
John :- Why?……….Hai thats not what your thinking.
Rahul :- Then what?
John :- I am quite hopeful from my new presiodent who can certainly get us out of this crisis and revive the economy.
Rahul :- Really, your expecting help from a president who is made in “Kenya”.
John shocked and speechless
THE END
In the mean time some Chinese looking from outside the window of the apartment all this while could not help laughing at the way they had managed to fake everything and sell to the Americans!