Desh ya Pardesh
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager
visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to
the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c
environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its
first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very
nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
bananas.